A Very VERY Long Time


All that's left - a few solo cups - and those Goddamn sporks

Too Late


Usually it's never too late to consider anything - except in this case



They're Fresh Out!


Out of what now? We better get used to the fine fine taste of salt.

Seattle's Re-Named Football Team: The Seattle Oilers



Since Seattle is now known for it's iconic Shell Oil Rig, the team had their name changed from the Seahawks to the Oilers

Seattle's New Shell SkyLine


Seattle has forever been changed by Shell's oil rig 

Rio not-so Grande


The silver lining? One can't drown

Mother's Day 2015


What mother wouldn't want to be compared to global warming on Mother's Day?  We can guarantee this beats any Hallmark card.

Volcano Warming



I think we've solved the problem - at least, figured out the culprit

Who wants to not decompose forever?


Well, a few thousand years could seam like "forever" - unfortunately there can be way more than one



REPORT: Official Radiation Evolution


Sometimes evolution needs a push - a really big push - a really big (Fukushima style) push

The Last 5



It might be a little hard to increase to population of the endangered Northern White Rhino

Betty Cooker's Turkey Roasting Guide



We can already cook eggs - give it a few more years of Global Warming and we'll be living in an oven! Talk about savings!

XL-Mess



Keystone XL can create many opportunities to repair the damage it will do to the environment.  JOBS.

Plastic Fish (Single Frame)


That trash is actually a sign of progress; Products are clearly being sold.

Really Big Fans (Animated)


When it comes to wind power - these are some of the largest fans.  Yes, we went there.

No Bees, No Food, Lose Weight!


Are we witnessing the birth of a skinny epidemic?  Maybe we need to rethink saving the bees...