NuPoison


tastes just like regular crap



Fresh Views


sometimes you just gotta pun

Earth Day Requirements


You probably wouldn't want to know, Mars

Then and Now - MPG


To be fair the newer cars have way cooler sound systems






Toxicola !


You know it's going to taste fantastic



Methane and Puns


Never thought we'd embrace puns and fart jokes. Anyway, you're welcome. 

Who wants to not decompose forever?



Well, a few thousand years could seam like "forever" - unfortunately there can be way more than one