Spot The Difference!

There's only 700 trillion differences between Earth A and Earth B!

Joe Barton's Scientific Reasoning on Wind Turbines for Alternative Energy

Joe Barton has a theory concerning Earth cooling down after all the wind turbines diffuse cooling winds - we created an infographic to help with the complex explanation.


How long does it take for a spork to decompose? 400 - 1,000,000 years?

Secret Life of Planets (#27A) - The Thief and the Liberator

Jupiter really is the great protector - but what does that say about Mars?

Secret Life of Planets (34) - The Reality of Jupiter

Besides blocking asteroids from hitting Earth, Jupiter really can't do much more.  We have a feeling the Sun has a better solution.

The Bounties Of Space Exploration!

Who do you think fixed the spaceships, relaunched the shuttle program, and paid the astronauts?

Keep Working

Un-American, hippie canaries will go to any length to prove their point.

The Avengers

Loggers, beware of the tree avengers.  They're on a mission from Earth.

Vacation from Earth

Who says there's no Earth-B? The Moon is a great place to start over! Fresher air! Great View!

The Future of Maritime

Glaciers? Do you remember reading about them in history class?  Icebergs were a clear nuisance, and polar bears are dangerous predators - capable of eating our children, and dogs. 

Hey, Slick!

Got an oil spill? Great! Besides free fuel, oil also helps guard against rust!

The Cows

If only those cows knew - must be a vegetarian thing

The Space Cannon

Recycling too hard? Reducing waste impossible? Clean up Earth with the Space Cannon! Endless possibilities!

That Necklace

6-pack soda-ring trash necklace? It seriously looks ridiculous.  

2014: additional wittiness by Carlene Heitman.

It's Simply God's Wrath!

Well, it's what the Senator said on TV, you know, the one probably maybe running for President

Where's Wal-Mart?

You would think they'd have built a couple Wal-Mart Super-Centers on The Moon by now

How To Alleviate Waste (#2v) - The Space Cannon

The Space Cannon in back - now with the power to launch our trash, waste, leftovers... someplace else