McShit Express

for the kids


tastes just like regular crap

Fresh Views

sometimes you just gotta pun

Earth Day Requirements

You probably wouldn't want to know, Mars

Methane and Puns

Never thought we'd embrace puns and fart jokes. Anyway, you're welcome. 

Who wants to not decompose forever?

Well, a few thousand years could seam like "forever" - unfortunately there can be way more than one