McShit Express


for the kids

NuPoison


tastes just like regular crap



Fresh Views


sometimes you just gotta pun

Earth Day Requirements


You probably wouldn't want to know, Mars

Methane and Puns


Never thought we'd embrace puns and fart jokes. Anyway, you're welcome. 

Who wants to not decompose forever?



Well, a few thousand years could seam like "forever" - unfortunately there can be way more than one