Coal



As fresh as it gets

Pick A Planet - Any Planet



They can't be THAT hard to find

Deforestation St.



Gotta love the irony of the street name

Clean Coal Reward!


We'd have better luck finding Sasquatch, honestly. 

Betty Cooker's Turkey Roasting Guide



We can already cook eggs - give it a few more years of Global Warming and we'll be living in an oven! Talk about savings!

XL-Mess



Keystone XL can create many opportunities to repair the damage it will do to the environment.  JOBS.

Plastic Fish (Single Frame)


That trash is actually a sign of progress; Products are clearly being sold.

Really Big Fans (Animated)


When it comes to wind power - these are some of the largest fans.  Yes, we went there.

No Bees, No Food, Lose Weight!


Are we witnessing the birth of a skinny epidemic?  Maybe we need to rethink saving the bees...

Plastic Fish


They could be a new species of fish.  They might even pair well with a nice fine New Jersey cola.

Joe Barton's Scientific Reasoning on Wind Turbines for Alternative Energy


Joe Barton has a theory concerning Earth cooling down after all the wind turbines diffuse cooling winds - we created an infographic to help with the complex explanation.

Forever


How long does it take for a spork to decompose? 400 - 1,000,000 years?

Secret Life of Planets (34) - The Reality of Jupiter


Besides blocking asteroids from hitting Earth, Jupiter really can't do much more.  We have a feeling the Sun has a better solution.

The Bounties Of Space Exploration!


Who do you think fixed the spaceships, relaunched the shuttle program, and paid the astronauts?

Keep Working


Un-American, hippie canaries will go to any length to prove their point.

The Avengers


Loggers, beware of the tree avengers.  They're on a mission from Earth.

Vacation from Earth


Who says there's no Earth-B? The Moon is a great place to start over! Fresher air! Great View!

The Future of Maritime



Glaciers? Do you remember reading about them in history class?  Icebergs were a clear nuisance, and polar bears are dangerous predators - capable of eating our children, and dogs. 

Hey, Slick!


Got an oil spill? Great! Besides free fuel, oil also helps guard against rust!

The Cows


If only those cows knew - must be a vegetarian thing

The Space Cannon



Recycling too hard? Reducing waste impossible? Clean up Earth with the Space Cannon! Endless possibilities!

That Necklace



6-pack soda-ring trash necklace? It seriously looks ridiculous.  

2014: additional wittiness by Carlene Heitman.

It's Simply God's Wrath!



Well, it's what the Senator said on TV, you know, the one probably maybe running for President

Where's Wal-Mart?



You would think they'd have built a couple Wal-Mart Super-Centers on The Moon by now

How To Alleviate Waste (#2v) - The Space Cannon


The Space Cannon in back - now with the power to launch our trash, waste, leftovers... someplace else

Secret Life of Planets (#25v) - The Favor (How the universe really works)

 

We're pretty sure this happens almost daily (in planetary time, of course)

Secret Life of Planets (#25A) - The Favor (How the Universe Really Works)


We're pretty sure this is exactly how it works - Jupiter always saving Earth's ass



The original version - kept here for sentimental purposes