Secret Life of Planets (#17) The Opening

Back-door aliens.

Secret Life of Planets (#16) Hotter than Hott

On a scale from 1 to 10 - we'd say 6,000

Secret Life of Planets (#15) The Good ol' Days

Totally cool...

Secret Life of Planets (#14) The Flamer

A solution to many problems.

Secret Life of Planets (#13) Infestation

Yes, they use bug spray in space. 

Mother's Hot Day

This is always a winner - unless she enjoys being cold.

Secret Life of Planets (#12) Night Lights

Earth's Turned On.

Secret Life of Planets (#11) The Hotness

There's plenty more where that came from.

Secret Life of Planets (#10) Show-Off

Show off...

Secret Life of Planets (#9) Mars' Dilemma

Maybe next week?

Secret Life of Planets (#8) The Baldening

Maybe it makes Earth look more sophisticated.

Secret Life of Planets (#7) The Heatening

No one likes a copy-cat.

Secret Life of Planets (#6) The Fence

Just get curtains.

Maybe there's an ex-governor who knows how to build one that large?

Secret Life of Planets (#5) Earth vs Pluto

Pretty sassy for a dwarf planet.

Secret Life of Planets (#4) The Offer

Eventually, Mr. Earth...

Secret Life of Planets (#3) Population Examination

That moon is starting to look mighty appealing right now...

Secret Life of Planets (#2) Earth Fumes

You'd think the sun would burn that off.

Secret Life of Planets (#1) Earth's Hott

As hott as it gets.

Ozone-Hole Uses #4 (Video) "Space Cannon"

A solution to all problems!

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Ozone explanations #4 (Video)

Our most popular explanation, put to animation.

Ozone-Hole Uses #4

It would put the DeathStar to shame.

Ozone-Hole Uses #3

Better than stealing from the neighbors.

How To: Patch The Ozone (Video)

Mr. Gore would be proud - we think.

Ozone-Hole Uses #2

Fresh air! Right?

Ozone-Hole Uses #1

This may also reduce the costly use of fuel.

How to create clean coal (#1)

At first we didn't believe it - clean coal.  Then we figured it out: it's actually "clean coal"

How to piss off aliens (#2)

We didn't realize pranksters work for BP - or, at this point, worked.

Ozone Explanation (#2)

It seams as though morons are everywhere. (everywhere.) 

How to piss off aliens

We're off to a great start on this one.

How to s*** (green style)

The smoother the rock, the easier to clean.
The rougher the rock, the more it cleans.

Ozone explanation #4

It must be a pain for their plumber.

Ozone explanation #3

This probably happened more than once.

How to wash your car (and look stupid)

The neighbors will love you for this one.

Ozone explanation #1

Don't fly angry.  

The grass is always greener....

(seriously.)