Stan the Man


seriously stan, we're so lucky to have you in this office

McShit Express


for the kids

NuPoison


tastes just like regular crap



Methane and Puns


Never thought we'd embrace puns and fart jokes. Anyway, you're welcome. 

Who wants to not decompose forever?



Well, a few thousand years could seam like "forever" - unfortunately there can be way more than one