Circle of Plastics

I guess you really will "have what they're having"

Predicting the Unpredictable

It's mostly just a coloring book now

Social Needia

myspace has really changed over the years.... 

A Whole New World

Maybe it's just an island

Crappy Choices

Is it mountain flavored crap? Or mountain style crap?

Reactive Food

Not all Change is Awesome

The food still tastes the same

Consumer Test Subjects

Looks like AmeriLabCoCorp just had a breakthrough

THE FUTURE™ NOW™ OF™ NOW™

There new BabyBuilder™ is amazzzzzzing

Modern Evolution

Privatized Slavery

Implement a few bullshit laws - and there you go!

$$$$$$$$$$

Green Spilling

Givers.

Yoga Digest

Seriously, it's really good for digestion

Crap News

Let's try this on mute

Stan the Man

seriously stan, we're so lucky to have you in this office

Global Dumbing

99.9% just isn't enough

Almost Made in USA

It's not impossible to sell nothing

Righteous Demise

kinda hard to be idealistic on a dead planet

McShit Express

for the kids

Cosumo-Plastico-Radio

tastes like chicken!

Hoaxed News

NuPoison

tastes just like regular crap

AmeriCondo 3000

where'd the culture go? 

Freedom

Total freedom

The Drive

oh birdie - what will you do

Fresh Views

sometimes you just gotta pun

Earth Day Requirements

You probably wouldn't want to know, Mars

Purely Profits

$

Putting the "Clean" in Coal

but, clean coal sounds so much better 

Then and Now - MPG

To be fair the newer cars have way cooler sound systems

Toxicola !

You know it's going to taste fantastic

Who Wants Some Crap Jacks?!

With a small chance of 'natural' ingredients!

Disposable Decor

The design honestly doesn't seam that exclusive

Earth's Conditions

Oh you got way more problems then that

God's Intention

Totally God's intention

Aint Us

it's all completely natural - now let's get back to work!!

App for That

The app is free - with ads!

Out of Energy?

Have we peaked?

Business as Usual

it's probably a conspiracy

Secret Life of Planets #43 - Good Energy

If only it was obvious

Asthma Creators

Creating big big jobs!

Willful Ignorance

nah - denial is way easier

Freedom Smeller

Do they make a Dora the Explorer gas mask?

Wind for the Win

It's pretty obvious that it was oil's time to go

On Empty (gif)

Got Fuel? 

(use this link for sharing)

Secret Life of Planets 41 - Disabled

An investment in a no smoking sign may also help

Missing Snow

Anyone? 

The Modern Snowflake

Not to be confused with modern snow - looking very much like water

Tear That Responsibility Down

Wouldn't want to look like a bunch of hippie commies

Puzzled Helpers

It's probably around, someplace.  In a dumpster.